Thursday, February 5, 2009

Fashion Show at the Gym = Ugh

As if getting there wasn't hard enough, now one has to feel like one must be wearing stylish attire? Well, let Jane Donuts tell you something. She goes to the gym in a goddamn ratty t-shirt and plain old black stretch pants.

Although truth be told, she wishes the 80s thong leotard would come back just like she wishes NBA players would bring back short shorts. Because how much more entertaining would the gym be?

Jane Donuts would even give it a go.

p.s. She did see someone wearing stirrup pants the other day. But it was a little too American Apparel to be cool.


Jane Donuts said...

No one wants to see 7-foot goons smuggling grapes up and down the basketball court for 40 minutes a night. Stick to Turkish prisons, JD.

Jane Donuts said...

And that's where you're wrong.

Jane Donuts said...

Terribly wrong, Marty. Terribly wrong. My mind wanders to the dream sequence in Fletch where Chevy Chase plays for the Lakers. In the short shorts. Nothing better.

Jane Donuts said...

6'5", 6'9" with the afro.